“Wine is one of the most civilized things in the world and one of the most natural things in the world that has been brought to the greatest perfection, and if offers the greatest range of enjoyment and appreciation than, possibly, any other sensory thing.” —Ernest Hemmingway

 

“Aw I don’t wanta go to no such thing, I just wanta drink in alleys.’…
But you’ll miss all that, just for some old wine.’
There’s wisdom in wine, goddam it!’ I yelled. ‘Have a shot!” —Jack Kerouac

“Beer is made by men, wine by Gods.”  —Martin Luther

 

“Give me wine to wash me clean of the weather-stains of cares.” —Ralph Waldo Emerson

According to chemistry, alcohol is a solution.

 

“Wine is like the incarnation–it is both divine and human.” —Paul Tillich

 

“Wine can of their wits the wise beguile, Make the sage frolic, and the serious smile.”— Homer

 

“In Victory you deserve champagne, in defeat you need it.”—Napoleon Bonaparte

 

“This is the wine talking”

“I cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food.” —W.C. Fields

 

“My only regret in life is that I didn’t drink enough Champagne” —Robert Noecker

 

“Men are like wine- some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.”—Pope John XXIII

 

Wine racks are a great gift for losers who don’t immediately open a bottle of wine as soon as they buy it and drink it all in one sitting.

 

“Penicillin cures, but wine makes people happy.” —Alexander Fleming

 

“One should always be drunk, that is all that matters… but with what? With wine, with poetry, with virtue, as you chose. But get drunk.” —Charles Baudelair

“Anyone who tries to make you believe that he knows all about wines is obviously a fake”—Leon Adams

 

It’s a match! You and wine liked each other.

“Making good wine is a skill; making fine wine is an art.” —Robert Mondavi

 

“A meal without wine is like a day without sun”— Jean Anthelme

 

“Wine makes every meal an occasion, every table more elegant, every day more civilized” —Andre Simon.

 

I’ve never been the kind of girl looking for a sugar daddy, but if there’s a wine daddy sign me up.

 

“A bottle of wine begs to be shared; I have never met a miserly wine lover” —Clifton Fadiman

 

“Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy” —Benjamin Franklin

“No nation is drunken where wine is cheap” —Thomas Jefferson

 

Wine…because no great story started with someone eating a salad.

 

“Either give me wine or leave me alone” —Rumi

 

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There is a time and place for wine. In my hand and now.

“Hello. It’s Me.” — Unknown

 

Hey I just met you. And this is crazy. But here’s my wine glass. So fill it, maybe?

 

“Roses are red. Wine is also red. Poems are hard. Wine.” — Unknown

 

“How to Kidnap Me.” — Unknown

 

“Save water. Drink Wine.” — Unknown

“Life is all the stuff you have to do between coffee and wine time.” — Unknown

 

“Starting my fruit juice diet. Bottoms up!” — Unknown

 

“By now, the wine should know to come out of the store when I honk.” — Unknown

 

“A mother’s sacrifice isn’t giving birth…it’s 9 months without wine.” — Unknown

 

“You know what rhymes with Friday? Wine.” — Unknown

 

“It’s a match! You and wine liked each other.” — Unknown

 

“Drinking a lot of wine alone is not lonely, it’s romantic.” “Damn, self, you got nice eyes.” — Unknown

 

“Tonight’s forecast…99% chance of wine.” — Unknown

 

“Coffee, you’re on the bench. Alcohol, suit up.” — Unknown

 

“A good man can make you feel sexy, strong, and able to take on the whole world, oh wait, sorry…that’s wine. Wine does that.” — Unknown

 

“I tried cooking with wine last night…After 5 glasses I forgot why I was in the kitchen.” — Unknown

 

“Super secret drink recipe. 1. Open wine bottle. 2. Pour into a glass. 3. Enjoy!” — Unknown

“It’s funny how 8 glasses of water a day seems impossible, but 8 glasses of wine can be done in one meal.” — Unknown

 

“I don’t always drink wine. But when I do, I drink the whole bottle.” — Unknown

 

“I want to lose weight but not as much as I want to drink wine alone in the darkness.” — Unknown

 

“The other day someone told me that I could make ice cubes with leftover wine. I was confused… what is leftover wine?” — Unknown

 

Me *at a wine tasting* 

 

“I’m getting hints of oak and cocoa finish.” “I’m getting wasted.” — Unknown

 

“I’m afraid if I give up wine, I’ll have to replace it with murder.” — Unknown

 

“When I ask if your kid wants to have a playdate, what I’m really asking is if you want to come over and ignore our kids and drink wine.” — Unknown

 

“Mondays: just hand me my glasses. The bottle is glass right?” — Unknown

 

“I meant to behave but there were too many other options and a lot of wine.” — Unknown

“One does not simply ‘taste’ wine.” — Unknown

 

“Walking through the wine aisle after payday.” — Unknown

 

“Should we drink wine tonight? A) Yes B) A C) B.” — Unknown

 

“I just bought a case of wine. I have a feeling that my check liver light may come on this weekend.” — Unknown

 

“An entire bottle of wine can fit in a starbucks trenta cup? Challenge accepted.” — Unknown

 

“My doctor says I need glasses.” — Unknown

 

“Domestic bliss, only a bottle of cabernet away.” — Unknown

 

“Parenting is mostly just empty threats and full glasses of wine.” — Unknown

 

“My bucket list: 1. Buy bucket. 2. Buy wine. 3. Fill bucket with wine. 4. Drink bucket.” — Unknown

 

“Types of beverage glasses.” — Unknown

“The only type of wine tour I can afford.” — Unknown

 

“If kids can have an ice cream truck, then adults deserve a wine truck.” — Unknown

 

“Exercise makes me feel good, but so does wine.” — Unknown

 

“One of these things fixes everything. The other is a roll of tape.” — Unknown

 

“Whether you see your glass half-empty or half-full it doesn’t matter. You did not pour enough wine into your glass. Start over.” — Unknown

 

“Just heard a guy tell his wife she could get all 3 bottles of wine because she couldn’t decide and honestly that’s the support I want.” — Unknown

 

“The most expensive part of having kids is all the wine you have to drink.” — Unknown

 

“When it takes more than soap and water to wash away your bad decisions.” — Unknown

 

“I cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food.” — Unknown

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